this is worse than all the limerick threads

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:12, archived)

Go and read one of those 'GUNTSTENCH' posts as many times as it takes for your urge to beaker to subside.

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8479777
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:32, archived)

At least the limerick threads were an attempt at humour

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)

True
I forget sometimes that this message board can only be used for SERIOUS INTERNET™️
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:44, archived)

GUNTSTENCH, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)

I think you *actually* mean MINGEWHIFF m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)

Then how about, cryptic limericks, cryptericks
with a concealed backwards joke in them
I'm sorry I've written a crypterick with a concealed backwards joke in it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:24, archived)

Queef's "there was an old man with a beard" is still genuinely funny to me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:30, archived)