Sharp individual fundamentally wealthy but a counterfeit member with no heart, propping up the saloon (8,7)

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:07, archived)

indeed

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:08, archived)

Just going by the letters, because fuck trying to work out whatever the fuck that shit is

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:08, archived)

Lazy cheating fecker

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:22, archived)

I reckon you asked Semen Khaidanko

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:22, archived)

Charged him 20 DOLLARS
You, I charge 10.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:25, archived)

Do you accept BITCON

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 0:35, archived)

this is worse than all the limerick threads

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:12, archived)

Go and read one of those 'GUNTSTENCH' posts as many times as it takes for your urge to beaker to subside.

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8479777
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:32, archived)

At least the limerick threads were an attempt at humour

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)

True
I forget sometimes that this message board can only be used for SERIOUS INTERNET™️
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:44, archived)

GUNTSTENCH, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)

I think you *actually* mean MINGEWHIFF m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:08, archived)

Then how about, cryptic limericks, cryptericks
with a concealed backwards joke in them
I'm sorry I've written a crypterick with a concealed backwards joke in it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:24, archived)

Queef's "there was an old man with a beard" is still genuinely funny to me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:30, archived)

MINGEWHIFF

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:24, archived)

Can I say Hitler?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:27, archived)

no

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:40, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:25, archived)

-s

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 23:35, archived)