It's almost as if young children find them fascinating

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:00, archived)

Dastardly Dick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:33, archived)

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for my meddling with kids"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:35, archived)

I remember when that pervy Olympic gymnastics coach (or one of them, anyway, there have probably been loads)
got jailed for noncery, and some wag came up with "And I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those medalling kids!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:40, archived)

I laughed at this, I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:59, archived)