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afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 14:14, archived)
word of the day: friedelite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 14:30, archived)
+ Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming 'round

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 14:36, archived)
I reckon for many brits of a certain age, the phrase "bright eyes" is only ever going to evoke that kid in the rabbit suit on TISWAS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 15:55, archived)
Conor oBURST

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 18:37, archived)
"I'm a professional daydreamer" - Conor Oberst PD

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 19:13, archived)

bright japs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:35, archived)
Every now and then I fall apart
-Every -and then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 16:00, archived)
I'm cool mate. Got 20 more days in Thailand. Then off. Nam again I think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 19:41, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:46, archived)
The islands at the southern tip of Nam look amazing
Lol tip
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:36, archived)
PAUL. FRANCIS. GADD.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:33, archived)
AKA 'The PFG'.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:34, archived)
Still has a gang, apparently
Listen to Gary Glitter on Spotify. Artist · 582.5K monthly listeners.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:47, archived)
also, having just looked at a fairly recent photo - if you're going to draw your own eyebrows on, why would you go for "cartoon villain"?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 20:54, archived)
It's almost as if young children find them fascinating

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:00, archived)
Dastardly Dick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:33, archived)
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for my meddling with kids"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:35, archived)
I remember when that pervy Olympic gymnastics coach (or one of them, anyway, there have probably been loads)
got jailed for noncery, and some wag came up with "And I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those medalling kids!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:40, archived)
I laughed at this, I'm not proud of it, but there it is.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:59, archived)
That was me m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:52, archived)
Who's worse: Queen, or The Eagles?
Both are instant skip, but who's worse and WHY??
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 21:51, archived)
Eagles,
because it's mainly just the one song so it's like jabbing at the same nerve over and over,
and that one song is not just dull and seemingly fucking endless,
it is an actual genuine example of COD REGGAE
and is therefore basically a vile aural insult to pretty much every person on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:06, archived)
Also: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:07, archived)
I like Queen, and I quite like the Eagles.
Shove your opinion up your arse and listen to Trent Reznor's opinion of both bands, you tiresome judgemenal wanker.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)
everyone likes eagles m8, the're majestic as fuck. just like queens.
dunno what he's on about.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:22, archived)
The Queegles: idea for a kids' movie franchise
Little toothy fellas who ride horses and go on about cowboys, yes AI but tastefully done yeah, none of your slop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:32, archived)
the queegles of balmoral common are we

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:50, archived)
Poor Andy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:12, archived)
worse than wombles :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:23, archived)
uncle andrewbia

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)
I think he prefers Mountbatten-Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:26, archived)
Trent Reznor covered Queen pal, not so sure he went near Don Henley.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 22:34, archived)
Freddie Mercury was quite vociferous about fucking the devil in the back of his car

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:13, archived)
I don't recall that video

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:16, archived)
You do, he wore a mini skirt and Trent Reznor played with the hoover pipe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 23:27, archived)
-with

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 0:07, archived)
+hide the sausage in

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 0:09, archived)
+then set it to "blow"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 2:16, archived)
ah, the mega maid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 10 Jul 2026, 5:07, archived)