It's OK, we just need to find a mosquito that sucked his blood and then we can clone him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)

They can now extract intact DNA from human remains that are thousands of years old.
So if you want to clone Sam Neill, you'd have no trouble at all collecting DNA directly from his body, given that he's only been dead for a few hours.

Hth
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

You're right, we can just use some Neill.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)

Hedgehog, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:10, archived)