Morning.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:47, archived)

I can't think of any good Sam Neill death puns,
and I really can't be arsed dredging through his filmography to come up with one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:55, archived)

Have some respect please, a man has died.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:16, archived)

It's OK, we just need to find a mosquito that sucked his blood and then we can clone him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)

They can now extract intact DNA from human remains that are thousands of years old.
So if you want to clone Sam Neill, you'd have no trouble at all collecting DNA directly from his body, given that he's only been dead for a few hours.

Hth
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

You're right, we can just use some Neill.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:20, archived)

Hedgehog, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:10, archived)

Jurassic Cark, obviously.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:02, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:53, archived)

Death finds a way!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:02, archived)

Event Horizombie

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:31, archived)

(Ambulance) Sirens

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)

Very Peaky Blinders

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:51, archived)

The Pianuuurgh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:20, archived)

The Hunt For Dead New Zealander

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)

Sam Keeled over

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:04, archived)

E' went horizgone

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:25, archived)

The 12 Inch Pianist

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)

morning Tea

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 7:55, archived)

Morning, Vizzy.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:47, archived)

M’ning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 8:19, archived)

M'lady.
*doffs trilby*
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 9:11, archived)

M'ong

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

Mongychops should hang out with these people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people

They might accept him as a long-lost relative.
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)

Catchphrase: don't worry, you're hmong friends!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)

Moriboobs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:05, archived)

Borning Mitches

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 12:05, archived)