Actually I didn't know wtfywboa but the pics brought it right back, I have definitely read #3
On closer inspection was #1 I read.
Aaaand I think I just remembered where I saw it, kept in the toilet in a UK place where I stayed.
I've lived here so long that "in the toilet" when used figuratively sounds unpleasant to me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:46, archived)

I think it was one of those book series
where every UK household had at least one of them in the 80s, probably a Christmas present
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 16:09, archived)

Didn't it get a bit soggy?

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)

couldn't bring myself to type loo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:34, archived)

What's wrong with "bog"?

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)