afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:31, archived)

Morning is wishing us a good afternoon?!
Consider my melon well and truly twisted!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:37, archived)

^ Sean Ryder before he tried drugs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 13:50, archived)

Seeing as you enjoy poking mentals so much
b3ta.com/links/How_to_defend_yourself_from_personal_attacks_and_gaslighting
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:22, archived)

don't be mean to the person that posted my most favourite ever reply on b3ta

(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:48, archived)

What was that?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:30, archived)

this reply to an unidentified links hard man that I must have on ignore
b3ta.com/links/1633138
(piss and shit, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)

oh no oh no I love everyone replying here what do I do

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)

I saw that post.
I'm not watching that video (or parts 2 to 5), and I'm going to make myself as tiny and quiet as possible until the OP goes away.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:11, archived)

OK, I caved

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:19, archived)

Ha shit, I only just noticed he edited his post.
Charcoal powder, wtf
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)

Yes that's why I was surprised not to see a reply from you.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:49, archived)

"jonbob" has me on 2.0, the touchy prick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:12, archived)

I wish "cumqaat may" would also put me on 2.0,
the insufferably verbose know-all
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 6:14, archived)

I did not watch the video
But fucking hell what a thread.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:03, archived)

I watched about 30 painful seconds, he's very obviously toxic to deal with

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 1:42, archived)

watching a small bit of it has fucked my youtube suggestions

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Jul 2026, 8:51, archived)

morning: afternoon
everyone: wait what
morning: 😎
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 14:47, archived)

hi vlad, I replied to your saturday post, in case you don't scroll down
b3ta.com/talk/8480138
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

Actually I didn't know wtfywboa but the pics brought it right back, I have definitely read #3
On closer inspection was #1 I read.
Aaaand I think I just remembered where I saw it, kept in the toilet in a UK place where I stayed.
I've lived here so long that "in the toilet" when used figuratively sounds unpleasant to me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 15:46, archived)

I think it was one of those book series
where every UK household had at least one of them in the 80s, probably a Christmas present
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 16:09, archived)

Didn't it get a bit soggy?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:04, archived)

couldn't bring myself to type loo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:34, archived)

What's wrong with "bog"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)

awww yesss nigel rees \o/
I think someone told it me, I don't remember reading it in one of his
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:13, archived)

maybe they read it in there
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:14, archived)

lol tho
Fucque Braque
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:17, archived)

Or someone who read it told them,
there's no way of knowing how deep this rabbit hole goes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 17:24, archived)

Rabbit burrows typically reach depths of 1 to 3 feet underground, but can extend down to 10 feet in complex networks called "warrens". Tunnels can span up to 150 feet long and feature multiple chambers for nesting and escaping danger. In contrast, simple nesting holes are usually only 6 to 10 inches deep
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:43, archived)

Rabbit burrows typically reach depths of 1 to 3 feet underground, but can extend down to 10 feet in complex networks called "
what do call a man with rabbits on his head?
s". Tunnels can span up to 150 feet long and feature multiple chambers for nesting and escaping danger. In contrast, simple nesting holes are usually only 6 to 10 inches deep
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:14, archived)

I'm in absolute bits at this tysm

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 21:46, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 18:00, archived)

Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 19:19, archived)

Gunt up the jam, gunt it up
While your gunt is stompin'
And the jam is guntin'
Look ahead, the gunt is jumpin'
Gunt it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the gunt floor
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Jul 2026, 20:41, archived)