especially so today
house sale stress is through the fucking roof
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

Well that's going to significantly reduce the value

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)

FEWER

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:22, archived)

I started a business converting lofts into boats
sales are through the roof
(piss and shit, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)

I've started a retail business in a building which has no doors or windows, however it does have a skylight

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)

I think you might need to workshop that joke a bit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)

I started a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:47, archived)

-workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools
+which started the whole world crying
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 18:49, archived)

-a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools +something, typical me typical me typical me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:13, archived)

- a joke workshop, all the tools are made of rubber and there are whoopee cushions on all the stools
+ something I couldn't fi
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)

+ and clowns at ALL other tables

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:02, archived)

TEN DOLLAR TAP TAP TAP

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 20:21, archived)

WHOOOPEEEE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jul 2026, 22:24, archived)