If you crack his head open it's full of liquid gold! If he thinks really hard he can reabsorb it then shit out a peace prize two days later!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 10:59, archived)

I'VE LAID YOU A BEAUTIFUL PRIZE MISTER PRESIDENT, FROM MY HAGUE-KINDER CLOACA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:03, archived)

Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay prizes
This sounds like a game show waiting to be made, I'll devise it now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

That's kinder eggs

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)