morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 7:37, archived)

morning, morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 7:58, archived)

Cheers, Cheers

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:01, archived)

The buttons fallen off
the fly of my boxers
and my knoblet keeps falling out
( broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:34, archived)

morning, I mean

( broadsword, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:37, archived)

my knob's fallen off
let's box a fly
out of a button
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 8:42, archived)

Gianni Infantino looks like the bastard offspring of William Hague and that terrifying Kinder Egg from the advert

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 10:55, archived)

If you crack his head open it's full of liquid gold! If he thinks really hard he can reabsorb it then shit out a peace prize two days later!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 10:59, archived)

I'VE LAID YOU A BEAUTIFUL PRIZE MISTER PRESIDENT, FROM MY HAGUE-KINDER CLOACA

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:03, archived)

Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay prizes
This sounds like a game show waiting to be made, I'll devise it now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

That's kinder eggs

( mongychops, Thu 16 Jul 2026, 11:36, archived)