If I azzked you to zztop, would you gimme all your lovin'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:59, archived)

If I zzaid you had a beautiful body
would you hold it against me?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)

sure of course, just let me sneak it out of this churchyard and we're good to go

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:46, archived)

Something something something big stiff blah blah

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:26, archived)

🖤

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:56, archived)

GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN' IS A SONG BY ZZ TOP

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:57, archived)

FRANK BEARDY BEARDY BEARD

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)

WILLY GIBBONS

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:32, archived)

GIBBON'S WILLY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)

i think this has got quite out of hand

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)

I learned in the 90s that the prefix "Fitz" in a surname means "illegitimate child of".
People named Fitzgibbon are therefore bastard half-ape chimeras.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 9:28, archived)

There once was a Frank Beardy Beard
Who kept all La Grange in his beard.
He varnished the floors
With the sweat from the whores,
That beardy old beardy beard beard.

- E. Lear (apocryphal)
( .Yeti., Thu 23 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)