afternoon ponies

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:01, archived)

Wizzle

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:06, archived)

Stinky Wizzle Teats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:19, archived)

You know how to wizzle, don't you, Zzteve? You juzzt put your lipzz together and blow.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:23, archived)

If I azzked you to zztop, would you gimme all your lovin'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 12:59, archived)

If I zzaid you had a beautiful body
would you hold it against me?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)

sure of course, just let me sneak it out of this churchyard and we're good to go

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:46, archived)

Something something something big stiff blah blah

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:26, archived)

🖤

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:56, archived)

GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN' IS A SONG BY ZZ TOP

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:57, archived)

FRANK BEARDY BEARDY BEARD

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)

WILLY GIBBONS

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:32, archived)

GIBBON'S WILLY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)

i think this has got quite out of hand

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 18:25, archived)

I learned in the 90s that the prefix "Fitz" in a surname means "illegitimate child of".
People named Fitzgibbon are therefore bastard half-ape chimeras.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 9:28, archived)

There once was a Frank Beardy Beard
Who kept all La Grange in his beard.
He varnished the floors
With the sweat from the whores,
That beardy old beardy beard beard.

- E. Lear (apocryphal)
( .Yeti., Thu 23 Jul 2026, 16:11, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 13:53, archived)

I know who I believe

( mongychops, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:08, archived)

fuck hahahahaha I just forgot that c+p doesn't work on these things but the result is so perfect you can have it anyway
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:11, archived)

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( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:11, archived)

I think his galloping days are far behind him

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:12, archived)

a deflated bouncy castle of a horse
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:12, archived)

Is this after his visit to the glue factory?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:23, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:24, archived)

he's been defragmented to take up less space
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:24, archived)

omg and just like that I stumble upon my epitaph
( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:25, archived)

we have a right epitaph here don’t we

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:32, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:49, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:44, archived)

🧡

( vladimir, Thu 23 Jul 2026, 14:49, archived)