Celery and Chelsea. was an old chant. Probably 80s.
Celery, celery, if she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery
Celery Celery...
( mongychops, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 12:00, archived)

Oh well that makes perfect sense now that you've explained it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Jul 2026, 12:20, archived)

STICK of celery is the version I learned. Heartening to recall how the terraces put female pleasure at the heart of things back in the day. It really was like wall-to-wall erica jong out there
( vladimir, Sat 25 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)