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Chemists in 19th-century Europe often hung crocodiles and other reptiles from the ceilings of their shops as a way of indicating to customers that they had access to rare, exotic ingredients.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:51, archived)

I was working in Musselburgh once
and a woman came in, looking around the shop. I asked if I could help her, and she said "Oh no thanks, I was just looking to see if you were a chemist as well as a pharmacy, but you're not." I patiently explained that they meant the same thing, but she was insistent. "Chemists have the bottles of coloured liquid and they make things up, but you're just a pharmacy."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:01, archived)

And now I work in a manufacturing unit, and we don't have *any* bottles of coloured liquid sitting around, so fuck that stupid bitch.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:02, archived)

Here statement would be accurate with the following change:
they I
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)

apothecary
wizard
witch
alchemist
maybe she came from a time machine too
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:03, archived)

You could at least get a snake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:05, archived)