morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:45, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:51, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:52, archived)

what the fuck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:53, archived)

The ruiner's got nothing to lose

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 7:58, archived)

they know what is what but they don't know what is what, they just strut

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 8:14, archived)

wat de fok

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:27, archived)

Kiek in de Kök
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:37, archived)

Tung Fuk Village

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:13, archived)

Getting near to the end of my 2 weeks annual leave. I don't think I can ever go back to work. Might have to do a Lord Lucan

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:17, archived)

Lord Lucan Mark Speight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:42, archived)

Mark Speight Michael Hutchence
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:50, archived)

Michael Hutchence Robin Williams
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 9:54, archived)

Robin Williams David Carradine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)

I feel sorry for your nanny then.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)

you rotter

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:13, archived)

Where's hedgy
Chemists in 19th-century Europe often hung crocodiles and other reptiles from the ceilings of their shops as a way of indicating to customers that they had access to rare, exotic ingredients.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 10:51, archived)

I was working in Musselburgh once
and a woman came in, looking around the shop. I asked if I could help her, and she said "Oh no thanks, I was just looking to see if you were a chemist as well as a pharmacy, but you're not." I patiently explained that they meant the same thing, but she was insistent. "Chemists have the bottles of coloured liquid and they make things up, but you're just a pharmacy."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:01, archived)

And now I work in a manufacturing unit, and we don't have *any* bottles of coloured liquid sitting around, so fuck that stupid bitch.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:02, archived)

Here statement would be accurate with the following change:
they I
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)

apothecary
wizard
witch
alchemist
maybe she came from a time machine too
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:03, archived)

You could at least get a snake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:05, archived)