Have you tried wanking into a souvenir shotglass?
Or a novelty miniature clog?

I can't guarantee it will help but it might
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:19, archived)

or a miniature clog glass

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)

Oh don't be ridiculous

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:28, archived)

/heads back over to clogsfordogs.cum

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:31, archived)

Ur b& m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:55, archived)

but now my dog's legs will be clogsless!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 0:49, archived)

Drink Bailey's from a shoe

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 23:37, archived)

bless you

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 4:36, archived)

And go to a club where people wee on each other.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 7:57, archived)

I have all of these items, so I might give it go
- and rate the results for science
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 11:06, archived)