You didn't have anaphylactic shock, you had a mild allergic reaction.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:29, archived)

i know i was exaggerating to be funny
😂
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:47, archived)

Well, you were certainly exaggerating.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:32, archived)

...but it wasn't funny...
got it
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:36, archived)

-a mild allergic reaction +some attention for a fleeting moment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:38, archived)

it is a little scary when your tongue and your throat swell up
and you start wheezing
because you don't know how bad it will get ‼️
have you noticed that your mind goes to worst places when you get a fright? like
that man your nan told you about who died from a bee sting
for instance
my absolute worst fear is dying because i can't breathe
would rather face a firing squad
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:51, archived)

I dunno, my flatmate at uni had an allergic reaction to tequila and her lips swelled up so much she looked like a duck, it was well lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:39, archived)

broken out in hives now
sunday not a total waste \o/
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)