good grief sundays are boringi almost want to eat some more of that muesli to get some excitement
it's very nice muesli too - except for the anaphylactic shock part
might go out for some fast food
what should i have?
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In the old days they used to grind up organ meat to make sausages, of course they did it in public in those days and people would pay to watch. Also they had a monkey.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:45,
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Check out as I grind this organ, you monkey!* gestures at crotch*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:44,
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Thai food Plenty of flavour, fresh ingredients and the heat doesn't overwhelm the taste
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 14:01,
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Heat doesn't overwhelm taste??? Lol. Not in my recent experience (
mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:04,
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Over here they sometimes offer a "Thai Hot" level at the top of the heat scale on Thai menus, good fucking luck persuading them to serve it to you, "no is too hot!"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:36,
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They like spicy, maybe in restaurants you could ask them to tone it down a bit, you'll be called all sorts of names in Thai. (
mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:10,
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i mean, it's less chilis, it saves them money, bit ungrateful (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:15,
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Those massive sacks of chillies everywhere won't eat themselves, and the old girls doing the cooking ain't got time to be fucking about with western dietary requirements (
mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:25,
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They'll say "Cock-suck bum-fun", but that's just the name of the dish.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:33,
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i'm learning chinese atmwith all due respect to the chinese, how is "茶" better than "tea"
horrendously hard little pictures to draw, and try saying it
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I could change my name to "Mr.茶", couldn't I?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:30,
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do itbut everyone will accuse you of being fuck/bald/bou-socks-Monkey etc, stealing old accounts and wotnot 🤣 thigh-slapping entertainment
jokes aside
might be nice to have a chinese name 🤔
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:44, archived)
b3ta doesn't allow chinese characters in user nameslacist bastards
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You didn't have anaphylactic shock, you had a mild allergic reaction.(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:29, archived)
Well, you were certainly exaggerating.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:32,
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-a mild allergic reaction +some attention for a fleeting moment(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:38,
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it is a little scary when your tongue and your throat swell upand you start wheezing
because you don't know how bad it will get ‼️
have you noticed that your mind goes to worst places when you get a fright? like
that man your nan told you about who died from a bee sting
for instance
my absolute worst fear is dying because i can't breathe
would rather face a firing squad
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