Over here they sometimes offer a "Thai Hot" level at the top of the heat scale on Thai menus, good fucking luck persuading them to serve it to you, "no is too hot!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 16:36, archived)

They like spicy, maybe in restaurants you could ask them to tone it down a bit, you'll be called all sorts of names in Thai.

( mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:10, archived)

i mean, it's less chilis, it saves them money, bit ungrateful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:15, archived)

Those massive sacks of chillies everywhere won't eat themselves, and the old girls doing the cooking ain't got time to be fucking about with western dietary requirements

( mongychops, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:25, archived)

They'll say "Cock-suck bum-fun", but that's just the name of the dish.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)

BYOB

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:45, archived)

haha!

("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:03, archived)

i'm learning chinese atm
with all due respect to the chinese, how is "茶" better than "tea"
horrendously hard little pictures to draw, and try saying it 🫪
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:13, archived)

how the fuck do their keyboards work?
to be discovered
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:28, archived)

I could change my name to "Mr.茶", couldn't I?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:30, archived)

do it
but everyone will accuse you of being fuck/bald/bou-socks-Monkey etc, stealing old accounts and wotnot 🤣 thigh-slapping entertainment
jokes aside
might be nice to have a chinese name 🤔
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 18:44, archived)

b3ta doesn't allow chinese characters in user names
lacist bastards
("TEMU Bou", Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:15, archived)