Fucking hell, just walking into my consultation room to find a work experience student who had put his bag on my chair, plugged his phone into my laptop to charge and told me that he was low key bored and asked if it was ok to gossip about patients.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 16:54, archived)

At least it makes your review/feedback on him simple

( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:08, archived)

was the gossip any good?

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)

He should be flayed alive for using "low key" like that, before you consider anything else.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:11, archived)

This is definitely the most important point to raise.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:13, archived)

How many times does he say "vibe" in one sentence?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:12, archived)

They speak in sentences??
You must have found a live one.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)

Many. I did at one point offer to bring in an interpreter as I had no fucking idea what he was on about

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)

I think it's reasonable to slap the shit out of the younger generations

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)

alright every person over 25 since the dawn of time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:14, archived)

I'm deeply saddened to think this may be how my daughters may end up speaking

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 21:36, archived)