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Afternoon
I’m in a lovely pub in a tiny village 10 miles out of Penrith and I have a pint and a book. It’s nice.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:04, archived)
Can't be all that good if you're posting on b3ta.com while you're there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:23, archived)
"I'm not happy until you're not happy"
Don't be such a negative nancy Dave, you're always such a negative nancy Dave, why are you such a negative nancy Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:40, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:41, archived)
Alright brb 2.0?
Your inferencing is broken, Sir. Garold's Blog is just very boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:45, archived)
How dare you! How! Dare! You!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:49, archived)
muhahaha!
Have a lovely Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 13:23, archived)
I think it's because he's a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8482477
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:48, archived)
This is the confirmation I needed.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:50, archived)
One of the squirrels went for me yesterday, the fucker, there's an insanely aggressive one but there are a couple others that look just like it.
Turns out the easiest way to find out is to feed them when they're all winding each other up. The aggressive one will try to FUCK YOU UP and then you'll know. David Fuckin Attenborough please like and subscribe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:49, archived)
I saw a few in Thailand. They are black and white. Mad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:59, archived)
I know you know what you're doing but don't get involved mongy, not worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 15:07, archived)
They were very much tree orientated

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 15:53, archived)
don't get blind drunk and have sex with a stranger
hello
("TEMU Bou", Sat 8 Aug 2026, 13:16, archived)
I've just got back from the Chinese supermarket
£105 well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 16:56, archived)
that must have bought a lot of stuff

("TEMU Bou", Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:50, archived)
Less than you'd think

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 20:49, archived)
here the Chinese shops are quite cheap
and there are quite a few of them
("TEMU Bou", Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:19, archived)
Morgan Deadman

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 17:53, archived)
FAKE NEWS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 18:11, archived)
Shawshank Redeadtion

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 18:52, archived)
Morguean Freeman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:07, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:14, archived)
oh no
don't tell me Morgan Freeman has died 😭
("TEMU Bou", Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:51, archived)
He's alive!
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("TEMU Bou", Sat 8 Aug 2026, 19:53, archived)