Hello This kid has got me worn out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 16:58,
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My great niece (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 19:38,
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Fuck that She's my great niece. I took her to the park, it's our weekend thing. She wants me to either chase her, carry her or pretend to be asleep against the slide while she slides past me. Then she wanted a drink and sweets. Spent £30 and she didn't touch most of it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 19:41,
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Can I recommend a can of pop and some Haribo next time, as opposed to champagne and Guylian seashells?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Aug 2026, 19:44,
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She wanted K-pop demon hunters toys (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:29,
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Fruitshoot and Haribo costs considerably fewer than £30.You wouldn't be bullshitting by any chance, would you?
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No She wanted K-pop demon hunters toys as well as sweets. I'm a soft touch for the kids in the family.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:28,
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The amount of times I've had to listen to that song is ridiculous (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 9:18,
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She doesn't sound that great(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:41,
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She is But she's an only child, the first great grandchild, and takes after my late sister, meaning she's cheeky but cute enough to get away with it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 21:41,
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