I thought I was lucky today
Because the mental hadn't called me. Turns out her phone is broken and I have to sort out a new one.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 20:45, archived)

yaaay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)

What would happen if you just... didn't?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)

Blood and destruction

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:05, archived)

That's all very well, but there may be negative consequences, too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:32, archived)

Human sacrifice; dogs and cats living together; mass hysteria.

( .Yeti., Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)

Calm down, Gozer

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)

That's Venkman's line, dur-head.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:16, archived)

Fuck off gozers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:12, archived)

She would just call round
She lives in the next street
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)

Why do YOU have to sort out HER phone?
Is she not capable of doing it herself?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 11 Aug 2026, 6:31, archived)

No
She has dementia.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:47, archived)

Oh.
Oops
("TEMU Bou", Tue 11 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)