HI GUY'S!!
Might be off til Friday now with luck.

When were you last lucky, you lucky duck?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 15:35, archived)

Oh dear, none of you has ever been lucky
Unlucky
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 16:37, archived)

I've certainly "got lucky" if you know what I mean?
I've had sexual intercourse.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 16:48, archived)

Don't be ridiculous
Nobody on /chat has ever done such a thing
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 17:00, archived)

YEAH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:17, archived)

Sometime back in the 80s
or it may have been in my imagination
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 16:59, archived)

You are Kylie Minogue AICMFP

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:20, archived)

It was just an illusion

( broadsword, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:30, archived)

I thought I was lucky today
Because the mental hadn't called me. Turns out her phone is broken and I have to sort out a new one.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 20:45, archived)

yaaay
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)

What would happen if you just... didn't?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)

Blood and destruction

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:05, archived)

That's all very well, but there may be negative consequences, too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:32, archived)

Human sacrifice; dogs and cats living together; mass hysteria.

( .Yeti., Mon 10 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)

Calm down, Gozer

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)

That's Venkman's line, dur-head.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:16, archived)

Fuck off gozers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:12, archived)

She would just call round
She lives in the next street
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)

Why do YOU have to sort out HER phone?
Is she not capable of doing it herself?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 11 Aug 2026, 6:31, archived)

No
She has dementia.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:47, archived)

Oh.
Oops
("TEMU Bou", Tue 11 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)

I am unbelievably fortunate every day
But it's not luck ✝️
("TEMU Bou", Tue 11 Aug 2026, 6:33, archived)