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Zoon, just one look and then my heart went Boon
Suddenly and we were on the moon
(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:38, archived)
<s>, just one look and then my heart went Boon</s>
+ 's balanitis is a benign, chronic inflammation affecting the head of the penus and foreskin. It presents as a shiny, smooth, orange-red patch. It mainly occurs in uncircumcised middle-aged or older men.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:51, archived)
Poor old Zoon.

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
Don't worry, it's typically painless

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
It's the End of the Penus as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:07, archived)

Or in the words of REM,

SHINY ORANGE PENUS PATCHES
(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
Orange Crotch, surely

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
Man on the Zoon

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:07, archived)
Everybody Spurts

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:24, archived)
actual lol

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
Spermswimming

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
Finest Wanksong

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:34, archived)
We Wank

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:36, archived)
Jizz on Me

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:37, archived)
I Don’t Sleep, I Spunk

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:38, archived)
Chorus and the Ringpiece

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:39, archived)
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:59, archived)
Everybody Hz

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)
The Sidwinder Seeps Tonight

(, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 19:29, archived)