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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 6:03, archived)
Morning
I see its still hot everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:02, archived)
Baking here.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:20, archived)
FoooOOOODDddd

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:47, archived)
:D
Oh wait, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:55, archived)
Just warming my bánh mì

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:58, archived)
Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it means you’ve got fat hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 7:45, archived)
Highly insulting to us ballers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:32, archived)
fat handed twat

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
You leave mykeyboy out of this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:32, archived)
morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:11, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:17, archived)
horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
Morning
Quite cool here for now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:26, archived)
yeah sure

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 8:47, archived)
BOON

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:55, archived)
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROON

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 10:00, archived)
3 up 2 down. Emma Sam's, cor

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 10:08, archived)
Zoon, just one look and then my heart went Boon
Suddenly and we were on the moon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:38, archived)
<s>, just one look and then my heart went Boon</s>
+ 's balanitis is a benign, chronic inflammation affecting the head of the penus and foreskin. It presents as a shiny, smooth, orange-red patch. It mainly occurs in uncircumcised middle-aged or older men.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:51, archived)
Poor old Zoon.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
Don't worry, it's typically painless

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
It's the End of the Penus as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:07, archived)

Or in the words of REM,

SHINY ORANGE PENUS PATCHES
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
Orange Crotch, surely

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
Man on the Zoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:07, archived)
Everybody Spurts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:24, archived)
actual lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
Spermswimming

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
Finest Wanksong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:34, archived)
We Wank

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:36, archived)
Jizz on Me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:37, archived)
I Don’t Sleep, I Spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:38, archived)
Chorus and the Ringpiece

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:39, archived)
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:59, archived)
Everybody Hz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)
The Sidwinder Seeps Tonight

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 19:29, archived)
I’m in Madrid. It’s gonna break through 39 degrees later
Very spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 10:57, archived)
Casa Dani in the Mercato de la Paz does what is supposed to be the best tortilla in Madrid
It's very nice but I wasn't blown away by it. Ham aside, Spanish food doesn't really excite me very much tbh so perhaps that was a 'me problem'.

Restaurante Botin is the oldest continually running restaurant in the world, it's a beautiful, historic place but the food is absolute gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:06, archived)
not that you asked

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

Casa in the Mercato de la Paz Minogue t t la in Madrid
It's very nice away
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
yeah not doing that

(piss and shit, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:23, archived)
Fuck that
I'd melt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:24, archived)
Vlad needs your dew point or it doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:32, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:00, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:03, archived)
ROOST MEG

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 11:28, archived)