OH FUCK ME
They've put a load of freeze pops in the freezer so staff don't complain about the heat so much and a raspberry one has just exploded all over my white shirt and now my patients are gonna think some birds blobbed all over me or something
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:06, archived)

lol, gutted

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:11, archived)

“I’m afraid I’ve been shot but for reasons of national security I am required to still see patients.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 16:32, archived)