He's got a hefty stock of dihydracodine and cocodamol (I've got a handful of morphine tablets too)
and is looking forward to a few weeks off work.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:02, archived)

Friend of mine's son came off his bike and basically impaled himself on the handlebars, making his gallbladder explode.
He was on antibiotics for a year but since then he's been fine.
( .Yeti., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04, archived)

He basically turned himself into a bike basket

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04, archived)

He must be two tyred by now.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:53, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking smeggy fucking dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:54, archived)

Are you his spokes person?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:30, archived)

Just taking a brake from pedalling my vile shitposts on beeter.
So you can fork off.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:16, archived)

Wheel I never.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)

alright gonz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:55, archived)