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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 6:05, archived)
Wizzular D

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 6:19, archived)
ming

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 7:05, archived)
Afternoon. Last day here. Then off to see elephants having a festival. All pilled up no doubt in Kandy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 7:09, archived)
Bluddy Kandy-ravers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)
Morning
it's been a constructive day already. Dropped the other half of at the hospital first thing so can have his gall bladder removed - they're doing it as keyhole surgery so hopefully it'll be a quick recovery but if they need to open him up the poor dab will be tender for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 9:10, archived)
Oof. Well good luck to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Aug 2026, 9:48, archived)
He's got a hefty stock of dihydracodine and cocodamol (I've got a handful of morphine tablets too)
and is looking forward to a few weeks off work.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:02, archived)
Friend of mine's son came off his bike and basically impaled himself on the handlebars, making his gallbladder explode.
He was on antibiotics for a year but since then he's been fine.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04, archived)
He basically turned himself into a bike basket

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:04, archived)
He must be two tyred by now.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:53, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking smeggy fucking dildo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 10:54, archived)
Are you his spokes person?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:30, archived)
Just taking a brake from pedalling my vile shitposts on beeter.
So you can fork off.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:16, archived)
Wheel I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)
alright gonz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:55, archived)
Just got a call from the hosptal- surgery went fine
he's coming round from the GE, doing fine and can come home later today when he's up to being collected.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:12, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 11:52, archived)
YES!!! /BOARD FP!!!
Just need to get a /talk and /links FP and my day will be complete
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 12:03, archived)
good fucking luck with that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:12, archived)
I got my one and only FP more than 10 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:25, archived)
it's probably still on there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 14:15, archived)