I used to roll out the bread machine at least once a week.
Then, the teeth stripped off the drive chain linking the motor to the mixing paddle and I could not find a new one for love nor money.
( .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:12, archived)

This level of internet gold is why I get out of bed in the morning.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)

leaven it out mate he's not wagafit

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)

get out of bed in the morning am a smeggy dildo who loves it up the bum bum from other smeggy dildos
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)

We wish you wouldn't.

( .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:30, archived)

Careful now, dot Yeti dot, you're taking over the populol page

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:40, archived)

Three entries at once; it's pure madness, pet.
I'll be winning QOTW again next.
( .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:37, archived)

*firm handshakes, crowd applause*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:45, archived)

panasonic are supposed to be the daddy breadmakers
but i dunno, i think everything is made in the same shed with the same shite these days
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)

A massive shed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)

not as big as mine
#SHEDTALK
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:53, archived)

and a massive shite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:19, archived)

honestly i think that might be a pedalo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:31, archived)

in b4 spanish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)