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morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 7:04, archived)
morninΔ‘

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 7:22, archived)
Sri Lanka isn't cheap. Heads up for guests

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 7:37, archived)
get out of there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:22, archived)
Can't, flight to London is from here. Too expensive to cancel.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:55, archived)
how long do you have left until you fly back?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:21, archived)
1 month visa Sri Lanka. So September at some point

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 10:12, archived)
He is, he's flying to London.
Nice, cheap old London.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:19, archived)
i wasn't talking to you, you gigantic fuck
sorry i meant to say: oh right i didn't know that, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:44, archived)
I quite like the first one
Style, panache, rolls off the tongue
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
yeah but i'm nice now
i can't be horrible
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:50, archived)
That's true, you can't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:54, archived)
i know.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:59, archived)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:04, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:32, archived)
Morning
All is well here. Enjoying a freshly baked loaf from the bread maker. Set the timer last night and got up to the lovely smell of baking.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:55, archived)

bak fist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:59, archived)
I love the smell of fisting in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:15, archived)
Smells like...b3ta

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
and smeggy dildos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:26, archived)
can we fist it?
yes we can!!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)
I used to roll out the bread machine at least once a week.
Then, the teeth stripped off the drive chain linking the motor to the mixing paddle and I could not find a new one for love nor money.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:12, archived)
This level of internet gold is why I get out of bed in the morning.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)
leaven it out mate he's not wagafit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)

get out of bed in the morning am a smeggy dildo who loves it up the bum bum from other smeggy dildos
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)
We wish you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:30, archived)
Careful now, dot Yeti dot, you're taking over the populol page

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:40, archived)
Three entries at once; it's pure madness, pet.
I'll be winning QOTW again next.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:37, archived)
*firm handshakes, crowd applause*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:45, archived)
panasonic are supposed to be the daddy breadmakers
but i dunno, i think everything is made in the same shed with the same shite these days
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
A massive shed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)
not as big as mine
#SHEDTALK
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:53, archived)
and a massive shite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:19, archived)
honestly i think that might be a pedalo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:31, archived)
in b4 spanish

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 10:52, archived)
morning grandmaster smash!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 10:57, archived)
...wait for it

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:55, archived)
... wait ...

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:56, archived)
... steady lads

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:58, archived)
ok -
3, 2, 1 -
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)
afternoon

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:17, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:21, archived)