Today is my IRL birthday
but it won't help you steal my identity as I've got the wrong date of birth on all of my official documents. Ha!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:23, Reply)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:40, Reply)

thank you very much

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:18, Reply)

Alright, Jason Bourne.
I bet your real name isn't even Garold, either. Happy birthday!
( .Yeti., Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:34, Reply)

Thanks!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:54, Reply)

HPBD2U

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:12, Reply)

alright George Lucas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:16, Reply)

HPBD2MEEEEE!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:35, Reply)

happy birthday garold, mine was on the eighth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:59, Reply)

Many happy returns for yours

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:28, Reply)

*August birthday fives*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:21, Reply)

Fist bump
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:29, Reply)