morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:07, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:11, Reply)

I did a piss this morning that smelled just like last night's king prawn bhuna.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:47, Reply)

Good thing you didn't have curried asparagus

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:04, Reply)

That was the starter

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:07, Reply)

paragu
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:16, Reply)

Alt:
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:41, Reply)

Your king prawn bhuna smelt like piss
and you still ate it?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:23, Reply)

Natch

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:53, Reply)

king prawn bhuna nachos :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:56, Reply)

S+

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:23, Reply)

Had an enquiry about nystatin pessaries this morning.
I found these, getting mixed messages from the name though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:36, Reply)

I fucking hate pessaries

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:12, Reply)

You should ask your doctor for these
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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:28, Reply)

fucking lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:37, Reply)

Just wrapping my presents for Milad-Un-Nabi tomorrow. Then how's your luck, Wednesday is nikini full moon poya . Get in

( mongychops, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:16, Reply)

Sounds a bit woke.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:17, Reply)

Today is my IRL birthday
but it won't help you steal my identity as I've got the wrong date of birth on all of my official documents. Ha!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:23, Reply)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:40, Reply)

thank you very much

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:18, Reply)

Alright, Jason Bourne.
I bet your real name isn't even Garold, either. Happy birthday!
( .Yeti., Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:34, Reply)

Thanks!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:54, Reply)

HPBD2U

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:12, Reply)

alright George Lucas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:16, Reply)

HPBD2MEEEEE!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:35, Reply)

happy birthday garold, mine was on the eighth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:59, Reply)

Many happy returns for yours

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:28, Reply)

*August birthday fives*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:21, Reply)

Fist bump
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:29, Reply)