morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:07, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:11, archived)

I did a piss this morning that smelled just like last night's king prawn bhuna.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 8:47, archived)

Good thing you didn't have curried asparagus

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:04, archived)

That was the starter

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:07, archived)

paragu
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:16, archived)

Alt:
sparag n
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:41, archived)

Your king prawn bhuna smelt like piss
and you still ate it?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:23, archived)

Natch

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:53, archived)

king prawn bhuna nachos :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:56, archived)

S+

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:23, archived)

Had an enquiry about nystatin pessaries this morning.
I found these, getting mixed messages from the name though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:36, archived)

I fucking hate pessaries

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:12, archived)

You should ask your doctor for these
statics.docmorris.de/static/produkte/FX57OTEC/docmorris/ps420r/diclac-retardtabletten-100-st-03223189-0-1766174528852487.png
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:28, archived)

fucking lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:37, archived)

Just wrapping my presents for Milad-Un-Nabi tomorrow. Then how's your luck, Wednesday is nikini full moon poya . Get in

( mongychops, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:16, archived)

Sounds a bit woke.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 9:17, archived)

Today is my IRL birthday
but it won't help you steal my identity as I've got the wrong date of birth on all of my official documents. Ha!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:23, archived)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:40, archived)

thank you very much

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:18, archived)

Alright, Jason Bourne.
I bet your real name isn't even Garold, either. Happy birthday!
( .Yeti., Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:34, archived)

Thanks!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 11:54, archived)

HPBD2U

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:12, archived)

alright George Lucas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:16, archived)

HPBD2MEEEEE!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:35, archived)

happy birthday garold, mine was on the eighth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 12:59, archived)

Many happy returns for yours

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:28, archived)

*August birthday fives*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:21, archived)

Fist bump
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:29, archived)