Day one of my "holiday" in *Wales"
I'm half shitfaced and fully sunburnt and now I'm getting on it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:10, Reply)

yeah baby, yeah!

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:54, Reply)

My mate just called to ask how our holiday was going
Because he wants us to be on the same page on the off chance that my mother calls him. He thinks it's hilarious. I'm now trying to put an IKEA clothes rack together and stop licking my tongue.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:10, Reply)

How the fuck does one lick one's own tongue?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:53, Reply)

mirror, i'm guessing?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 0:08, Reply)