we're talking girth no greater than 16mm here
www.blockleytyre.com/technical/valve-stem-diameters-and-uses
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:09, Reply)

Interesting. I could then have reinflated it with jizz and driven to the tyre shop, saving an expensive call out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:12, Reply)

Sounds pretty unlikely.
I mean, who ever heard of a penis that thick?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:31, Reply)