fucking 1/7 piss in my hair

(piss and shit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:16, archived)

No More Bad Hair Days with NEW Piss In My Hair™

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:01, archived)

You've got hair?
I must have misremembered you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:18, archived)

Pubes are hairs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:57, archived)