A skin of four out of seven - and I knew three of the ones I got right
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2z4np5pnyo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:06, archived)

5/7 J/K

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:22, archived)

3/7 Stu Francis smeggy dildo scene NSFW

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:23, archived)

Francis had numerous catchphrases on Crackerjack, mostly based on his prolific "Ooh! I could crush a grape!!".
Other variations included: "I could pummel a peach" and "I could rip a tissue".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:44, archived)

+nal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 18:44, archived)

tissuenal

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:47, archived)

bless you!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:29, archived)

4/7 smeggy bread

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:25, archived)

4/7 might try again later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 13:52, archived)

4/7 gnome with a smeggy dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 16:42, archived)

3/7 it definitely got more difficult the second time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 16:58, archived)

fucking 1/7 piss in my hair

(piss and shit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:16, archived)

No More Bad Hair Days with NEW Piss In My Hair™

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 17:01, archived)

You've got hair?
I must have misremembered you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:18, archived)

Pubes are hairs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:57, archived)

2/7 getting your foreskin stuck between your own teeth

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:46, archived)

We've all done it.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:06, archived)

The penile frenulum would make an excellent flossing tool.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:20, archived)

I've got a brand new penile frenulum, and I'll give you the key

( broadsword, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:31, archived)

*twangs*
It's G#
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:50, archived)

I haven't

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)

2/7, belming spasmo.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Aug 2026, 15:25, archived)