Oi oi
I’m off the the blood bank in a bit to deposit some top-notch claret.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 10:10, archived)

people say I have the best blood, nobody's ever seen blood like this before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 10:18, archived)

I bet Trump's blood is like Heinz ketchup.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:18, archived)

It's probably about 40% actual Heinz ketchup, given his constant hamberders.

( .Yeti., Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:23, archived)

Little cholesterol croutons floating around in it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:52, archived)