when Holly comes round from her anaesthetic you have some explaining to do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:46, archived)

that ship has sailed

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:08, archived)

+ you smeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeee!
*audience laughter*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:15, archived)

*stone-faced silence in the Queef household*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:45, archived)