im in a&e
Are you inna&e? If so please respond with diagrams
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:49, archived)

u ok hun?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:52, archived)

yeah u

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:24, archived)

hoping to see an unconscious lady's knickers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:53, archived)

i got attacked in the eye a holly bush

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)

when Holly comes round from her anaesthetic you have some explaining to do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:46, archived)

that ship has sailed

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:08, archived)

+ you smeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeee!
*audience laughter*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:15, archived)

*stone-faced silence in the Queef household*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:45, archived)

i hope you're ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:27, archived)

corneal abrasion
that's a scratch on the eyeball for all of you illiterates
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:26, archived)

Sorry, I didn't understand any of that on account of being illiterate.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:50, archived)

what alotofrot

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:49, archived)

I might not be able to read but at least I can see.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:27, archived)

good lad. that's the spirit

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:50, archived)

I'll learn to read when you learn to look where you're fucking going, how about that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:39, archived)

Will you learn to read if I look where I'm going fucking?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:12, archived)

What if you never have intercourse again, I don't want to limit my horizons

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 3:13, archived)

That will hurt for a few days
Eye drops, cool masks and even cucumber slices will help. Limit screen time and stay in a darkened room as much as you can.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:35, archived)

got to go back into work i expect

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:51, archived)

I repeat, limited screen time

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:46, archived)

sorry but thinking about it, that makes no sense, how will you see their knickers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:27, archived)

use my good eye

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:56, archived)

if it was good, it wouldn't look

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 3:10, archived)

i see. no, wait

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 5:55, archived)

Actually, yes, I think I'm gonna need a sythterectomy

( broadsword, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:55, archived)

erect lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)

inna&e gadda da vida&e

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:57, archived)

Oh vg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:27, archived)

Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:10, archived)

thanks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)

I'm in Paris, having a beer next to the Seine while a multicoloured French oompah band wanders around.
Thought I'd hate Paris based on childhood holiday memories, but I'm having a nice time despite myself
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:13, archived)

you should go to Nice you'd love it

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:23, archived)

Go to Nice and have a Paris time.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)

new york, london, paris, nice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:48, archived)

everybody talk about, Richard Tice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:47, archived)

Lyon or gtfo
*michelins*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:43, archived)

The bouchons are where it's at.

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:59, archived)

I had a lovely camping holiday near Gtfo a few years ago.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:58, archived)

it's a very welcoming place

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:46, archived)

I fucking love Paris

(piss and shit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:30, archived)

Had a great day in Nimes yesterday too, would recommend

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:21, archived)

Did you find Nimes reem?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:58, archived)

If Nantes can't, Cannes can

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:01, archived)

that reminds me of spot the leg but I can't think why
b3ta.com/talk/6270966
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:29, archived)

i got it immediately
b3ta.com/talk/6270999
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 2:12, archived)

The cheat code for spot the leg that nobody is talking about.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 11:49, archived)

when you're inna&e with a beautiful woman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:42, archived)

you scratch your eyes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:51, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:36, archived)

Why?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:27, archived)

No
I have trapped wind, which isn't bad enough for medical intervention
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:32, archived)

You need a good BURP

("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:46, archived)