I'm taking my 5/7 as a sign I should buy a new folding iPhone
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59qzj6y7o

... HOW MUCH?!?!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:21, archived)

5/7 WH Syth

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:26, archived)

Will Syth

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)

take my wyths name out of your moyth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:36, archived)

Chryth Moylth

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:38, archived)

Syth Akabuthi

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)

Sythney Sweeney

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:56, archived)

Massive tyths

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:02, archived)

Cor!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:27, archived)

5/7
At least im up to date on my Nick Cage facts
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:43, archived)

reference:
share.google/a3FJBrXTe061XJZBa
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:44, archived)

he is dreamy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:41, archived)

6/7
Which is surprising
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:07, archived)

6/7 iPhone Poo-oh

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:12, archived)

glasscock!

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)

4/7 well-maintained dog flange

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:25, archived)

so tired of winning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:34, archived)

Win fewer then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:05, archived)

success won't let me :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:39, archived)

+h -n

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:06, archived)

What are you going to spend your $5000 on?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)

Might use it to partially plug the huge hole made by tariffs and war, also get some drugs so I can forget how stupid I am
Can't remember the bills I had to pay, or even yesterday.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:35, archived)

-the +my

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:16, archived)

5/7 carol vorderman's aromatic bumhole

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:29, archived)

parsley sage rosemary and time is catching up with her

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:35, archived)