you can save a lot of faff
by not having too much stuff in your cases before you head to the airport

hth
(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:40, archived)

or fly with a decent airline
i usually fly first officer class so i can have a go at flying the plane
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:44, archived)

alright Frank Abignale

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:16, archived)

You're absolutely right.
Planning your holiday packing carefully is a great way to save on unexpected fees and avoid unpleasant delays.
Would you like me to make you a plan for that?

Alt: Would you like me to create a novel viral weapon that only targets immigrants?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)

Or by not flying Air France at CDG, KLM didn't give a fuck in Edinburgh or Amsterdam, just this army of Parisian jobsworth cunts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)

probably just happy you were leaving

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:58, archived)

The French, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:07, archived)

Gary Moorezzzz

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:17, archived)

les j'obs worthèe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:43, archived)