alright Les Dawson

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 13:35, Reply)

My dad hired a caravan for a holiday when I was very young.
I remember thinking at the time that the man running the place was that man off the telly, i.e. Les Dawson. I suppose he must have looked a bit like him. It wasn't until years later that I worked out it was probably someone else.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 14:37, Reply)

Also, I was sure that the woman who sang "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to" was my primary 1 teacher.
Didn't think to question it until years later.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 15:00, Reply)

Could of been leading a double life.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 17:30, Reply)

Could've

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 17:39, Reply)

Thanks
always get that wrong.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 17:54, Reply)

Think of it this way: imagine it's you, and it's true.
He could have been leading a double life
I could have [could've] been leading a double life
I have been leading a double life

Conversely:
He could of been leading a double life
I could of been leading a double life
I of been leading a double life
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 19:25, Reply)

cooda
shooda wooda
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Sep 2026, 0:50, Reply)