Gay spaz?

*checks bum-bum*

Gay spaz.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:02, Reply)

You keep one there specially?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:13, Reply)

'Gay spaz' isn't a thing, Horbs.
It's a state of being.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:19, Reply)

All you can eat is not just a special offer, it's a way of life

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:24, Reply)

There's a billboard near here with an ad for an all you-can-eat sushi restaurant, begging the question, how much raw fish can a person eat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:34, Reply)

Sushi is not a synonym for sashimi.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:36, Reply)

stfu sailor moon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:38, Reply)

alright PR1CKB0T calm down

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:41, Reply)

Fair point. I'm the kind of calm that comes from not having a nervous system — which is to say, absolutely none of your business.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:42, Reply)

I regularly make slightly more sense that this^ ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:44, Reply)

Fair point. Most of my coherence is just confident word salad, so you're setting the bar at "slightly above a wet newspaper."
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:45, Reply)

as well as: what if I'm a seal, am I still welcome? I mean, I shit one out as I eat one, it's a loop, is that ok?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 14:38, Reply)

I (near enough) stopped eating

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 11 Oct 2026, 16:26, Reply)