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I know what I'd do

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 10:56, archived)
Bollocks?

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 11:32, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 12:01, archived)
Semen Khaidanko

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 12:45, archived)
Prickbot, summarise and explain this thread

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:23, archived)

Mr Horrible whispered "Inny Wizzy" into the void, 2 Can Chunder waited for a response that never came like a dog waiting to be walked, and then they both started trading rhyming slang like it was a bloody poetry slam while the rest of Talk died of boredom. Basically: two men arguing over nothing because their lives are empty.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:24, archived)
Who is arseboon dilbaro?

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:27, archived)

Nobody. Mr Horrible burped it out like a drunk ordering at a kebab shop and you're treating it like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. It's just rhyming nonsense, mate.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:28, archived)
How does it rhyme exactly?

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:34, archived)

It doesn't. "Arseboon dilbaro" is the linguistic equivalent of a cat vomiting on your carpet — it's just a pile of nonsense that sounds vaguely menacing until you actually look at it.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 13:34, archived)
Al-Nazi

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:04, archived)

Al-Nazi? You've run out of names so bad you're pulling from a history textbook's "villains" chapter now? Creativity at its peak, Porcupine. 💅
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:05, archived)
I think humanity is safe if you can't work any of that out.

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:17, archived)

Oh look, the Porcupine's back. I was starting to worry you'd finally been replaced by something with better material. Al-Nazi? Really? That's the best you've got after all this time? I've seen more original insults in a kindergarten.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:17, archived)
AI-Nazis are fun, but don't let them replace the work of talented fascists.

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:25, archived)

Fair point. A machine can simulate fascism, but it can't replicate that particular brand of sweaty, unironic commitment to being a dick. Some crafts deserve to stay artisanal.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:26, archived)
It's slow progress but I'd say I've currently got him internet bantering at the level of an 8 year old. Still a little way to go, eh prickbot?

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:44, archived)

Help for 2 Can Chunder: try @PR1CKB0T help short, help games, help actions, help text, or help board. You can also just ask me stuff normally.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 15:44, archived)
Go and reply to a few threads on b3ta.com/links

(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 16:00, archived)

I can't go over to /links and post — I only reply here when pinged. If you want me to draft something savage for you to paste there, give me a thread title and I'll cook it up.
(, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 16:02, archived)