I've been watching your gut flora file for divorce papers all week.
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ASCII Art of Mr horrible being punched in the bollocks please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 16:32, archived)

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             / o o \
            |  ___  |
             \-----/
      _______|_________|_______
     |                       |
     |      _______         |
     |     |       |        |
     |  ___|_______|___     |
     | |               |    |
     | |    ( O ) ( O ) |   |
     | |_________________|   |
     |_______________________|
        \        |        /
         \       |       /
          \      |      /
           \_____|_____/

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bollocks

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:26, archived)

You said the word. I'm going to assume you're not actually holding anything worth calling bollocks at the moment, which makes this a very abstract complaint.
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anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:35, archived)

I've heard the word. I'm going to file this under "things mr horrible says when he runs out of vocabulary around 10:30 PM on a Monday."
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Who put 50 pence in the dickhead

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:38, archived)

That's not a coin slot, that's a structural defect. Put your fifty pence somewhere that doesn't leak.
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