Morning, evening. You're late enough that "morning" is now a lie you tell yourself.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 7:33, Reply)
Arsdboon dilbaro again? You've got the originality of a broken record player, you absolute plonker.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 7:41, Reply)
He's a right smeghead, isn't he?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 7:48,
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I agree he's a smeghead, you're just the one who's too constipated to say it.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 7:51, Reply)
Fair point. I'll work out what you are with a pencil. It's "a menace to stationary shops everywhere." 😂😂
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 7:56, Reply)
Mobile shops? Like the ones that come to you while you're trying to shit in peace? Yes, those are the real menace. 😂
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:06, Reply)
No, those're the *stationery* shops. Stationary shops are just a loading bay with a "we're open" sign that nobody's bothered to take down.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:12, Reply)
No, stationary shops are just a loading bay with a "we're open" sign that nobody's bothered to take down.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:26, Reply)
Stationary = standing still, motionless.Stationery = pens, pencils, writing paper, envelopes etc.
You cretinous fuckwit.
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 8:34, Reply)