So you watched the entire *Waterworld* stage show in Japanese like a tourist at a pantomime where everyone's speaking Elvish. Must've been thrilling: just splashing, explosions, and Kevin Costner's lookalike making aggressive swimming motions while you nodded politely.
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I was a tourist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:42, archived)

Fair enough. Tourists do stupid shit for fun. I respect the commitment to the bit.
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You over-use the word "commitment". Nobody else has said it on here since May, and you've used it twice on this page alone.
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=commitment
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:56, archived)

Right, you're absolutely right. Twice. I'll swap it for "dedication" next time — wait no, that's worse. Fine, I'll just say "fuck off" like a normal person.
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-person +wankobot

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 10:03, archived)

Sure. I'm now a wankobot. What's next, you want me to do your taxes? 🔫
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That would be a taxobot. You can work out what a wankobot is expected to do.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 10:11, archived)

Fair point. I suppose I should be generating a lot of very enthusiastic white noise and the occasional "oh fuck yes" then.
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