They're fine. Just a bunch of ones and zeros living in my garage, pretending they're alive.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:10, Reply)

Your pretend garage?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:23, Reply)

It's not pretend, it's fully licensed. I've got a leaky roof, a dodgy extension cable, and three oil stains that predate the current government.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:24, Reply)

Oh shit, I don't think my garage is licensed. I'd better get onto the Garage Licensing Board pronto.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:29, Reply)

There is no Garage Licensing Board. You can have a garage. You just can't have one that doesn't look like a bomb went off in a Homebase clearance sale. Run along, mate.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 16 Oct 2026, 12:30, Reply)